Delaying Tactic

Yo' has little to say!

(Editor's Note: Wouldn't you just know it? Yo'Doc IS human after all. Occasionally we're all at a loss for words, and so is he, at the moment.)

Yo' speaking:

Right now, my so-called "loss for words" is only partial. I'm busy working with Wally Wartnagel, trying to understand his new project, AARP. (No, not the national political action group. This one is an Ayurvedic Aromatic Remote Phrenology facility offering the latest in new-age therapy.)

We will have a report on this shortly.

In the meantime, Wally has asked the question, "Does 'quid pro quo' mean you have to swap chewing tobacco with another guy?"

I told him I didn't think so.